Ridikzappa 9:28 Sat Nov 7
Ever Eaten Something You Have Killed?
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Enjoyed a hunting trip in the Tyrol today and shot a rabbit.
Paolo, our guide, showed me how to skin it and, after naming the beast 'Roger', we roasted it and ate it with a risotto.
I am now a proper carnivore.
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Irish Hammer
9:31 Sat Nov 7
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Do you think Paolo was being suggestive ?
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ManorParkHammer
9:32 Sat Nov 7
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If it was legal I would slaughter you and feed you to any animal that would eat you.
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chim chim cha boo
9:35 Sat Nov 7
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Yeah you really are king of the food-chain aren't you?
Maybe you should save this story until Monday when you're back at your desk with your line-manager riding your arse?
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dicksie3
9:35 Sat Nov 7
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Nope... You're a freak, mate... Enjoy 'your kill'...
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paolo
9:37 Sat Nov 7
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I had nothing to do with this Murder Mr Officer.....
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bruuuno
9:44 Sat Nov 7
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Does anyone remember the poster Xnulian Rrudho? He was a bit chewy.
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Hammer and Pickle
9:45 Sat Nov 7
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I really do believe you are prepubescent.
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bruuuno
9:45 Sat Nov 7
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I never said I wasn't..
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Hammer and Pickle
9:46 Sat Nov 7
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Not you bruuu.
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lowermarshhammer
9:59 Sat Nov 7
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Air rifled gutted skinned / plucked and cooked rabbit, wood pigeon and squirrel as a young 'un.
Despatched a few chickens with my bare hands.
Vegetarians?
I shit 'em.
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Billy Go Wings
10:06 Sat Nov 7
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Mackerel I've caught off the Cornish coast
Trout I've caught whilst fly fishing
Pheasant I've shot whilst shooting, still had loads of shot in it, not pleasant.
The mackerel was the best, bbq'd about an hour after catching it.
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WHOicidal Maniac
10:10 Sat Nov 7
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Ridikzappa 9:28 Sat Nov 7
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"I am now a proper carnivore."
You spelt CUNT wrong
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Nurse Ratched
10:12 Sat Nov 7
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A few ex lovers, nothing out of the ordinary.
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gph
10:17 Sat Nov 7
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I have killed several things by eating them unintentionally.
Mostly flies.
Does that count?
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HairyHammer
10:19 Sat Nov 7
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I pulled an apple off a tree once, does that count ?
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zebthecat
10:24 Sat Nov 7
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Lobster, it was delicious.
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cuzoftheeast
10:32 Sat Nov 7
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Chicken - pulled its head off
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ManorParkHammer
10:47 Sat Nov 7
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'Air rifled gutted skinned / plucked and cooked rabbit, wood pigeon and squirrel as a young 'un.
Despatched a few chickens with my bare hands.
Vegetarians?
I shit 'em'
Would love to smash your face in.
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Northern Sold
11:08 Sat Nov 7
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I have harpooned Leopard Seals.... and after feasting used their blubber to insulate my igloo in Rochford
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easthammer
12:38 Sun Nov 8
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No but I have often threatened to murder a curry
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